You have many fears -- fears of remaining a virgin forever, and, even worse, fears of having sex with a girl. Nothing excites or terrifies you more. Except clowns. Which is why you had the strongest fear boners when a sexy Pennywise appeared at the end of your bed one day. She's going to steal your virginity while you lie helpless, unable to move by some evil magic, whether you like it or not.

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